Hi Honey, I’m Home
Posted on August 26, 2008 - Filed Under Dear Readers..., Just For Fun, adventure, friends, joy of creating
Hey Kids!
Yup, I’m back. And what an adventure I’ve had, which I will definitely tell you all about once I’ve had a chance to catch up and catch my breath. And handle a few comments…jeez, there’s a lot of them. Wow, thank you!
And thanks to Moe for keeping an eye on the place - things look just great honey, no dried food on the walls or anything. And look you left me a fresh pot of coffee and a nice chocolate cake too. Thanks, sweetie pie.
In the meantime, here are a few pics of my trip. Nice, eh? Nope, you will see none with me in them because, well, I was taking the pictures. Hehe.
Good to be back.
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You nearly had an apple pie too, but I ate it…
Nice pics hon…all green…i love seeing the country side green…
Oh you’re such a tease. LOL. Yes, that was some very green countryside and ever so peaceful. Loved it.
Annie
Oh, and welcome home too by the way
Thanks, glad to see you too.
Annie
Welcome home
Like Anonymum, my first impression is how green everything is in the photos. I guess after so long in drought, its a shock to see everything so green, I am envious.
*gasp* did you go horse riding, or were there just lots of horses around????
Hope you had a wonderful time, and look forward to catching up with you, once you have unpacked etc.
Hey Gem!
Well, I’m envious of the green too - we’re a little shy of it around the old homefront here as well. No, did not go horse back riding I’m afraid. Just being a contented observer which worked pretty well, actually.
I hope to put it all in a post tomorrow…the unpacking should be pretty actually. Hopefully.
Annie
Welcome back!!!
I’ve taken a little vacation too–not a REAL vacation–just a little vacation in my mind!
Trying to find my way back to the blogosphere though.
Hey Ramblin’!
Oooh I love mind vacations, nothing to pack, no conversations with airport security and you can eat whatever you like without gaining weight. Pretty perfect if you ask me. Let me know when you’re back though - I love peeking in on your whacky adventures.
Annie
Welcome home! Beautiful photos Annie! I’m glad you had such a good time
x
Hey Simonne!
Good to see you too. It was good for me - to just get away, especially in the company of a good friend. Amazing what it can do for you, eh?
Annie xo
Hi Annie,
Welcome back, we caused absolute chaos whilst you were away, when the mouse is awat the ctas go crazy or somert like that.
Yes ! very green pictures, love it. Whats that big tower thingy and why is there a fridge in the field with the horses I wonder. Hehe!! Annie whats the second picture. Smiling.
Nice to see you back
Love
Di
Hey Cutie!
Yes, well I didn’t want to say anything but I did notice the superglu was left out. No worries - at least there is still something to eat in the fridge. It’s all good.
Love
Annie
Shhh Di!! We all agreed not to mention the chaos that got out of control remember??
I’m just grateful we managed to glue the good crystal back together so well!
You do know I can hear you, right?
A
welcome back
such beautiful peaceful photos! xo
Hey Dar!
You would have loved this place - you would have gone crazy with the camera. So much to see and to take pictures of - of course your photos would have been breath taking -
Annie xo
Wow - so relaxing and peaceful. I am just imagining the swishing of the horses’ tails. I hope you had a nice time. You were missed.
Hey Teens,
Yeah it was great. Good to be back. Missed you too.
Love
Annie
Oh, it looks so lovely and peaceful! Welcome back, I missed ya! And where can I get myself a friend who leaves a pot of fresh coffee and chocolate cake? Actually, I’d prefer the apple pie, but I’d settle for chocolate cake.
I’ll make you cake and coffee, but I have to admit I’m not so good at pies. But I know a good bakery. Missed you too.
Hugs
Annie
Wow. You didn’t actually drive all the way up there did you Miss Annie? Welcome back & as you can see all your minions have been waiting for your return so patiently. It’s amazing really. For myself I’m waiting for the punchline … I mean doesn’t there need to be more than the typical ‘Annie throws it out and then everybody coos over her words.’ I swear, they’re all like a bunch of robots programmed only to respond favorably to your daily jabber. Come on Annie, get real … let’s hear the real stuff so this can be a real blog instead of a cadre of lap dogs smothering mama (and I know you know what I mean). No wonder you needed to get away…
>>> Oh I know, let’s have a competition so you can really learn to write. Are you up to it Annie? I’ll write a totally orginal opening paragraph and then you must do the same and we’ll let your audience be the judge of the composition. Of course they would be free to join in assuming there’s actually any talent out there… in which case I would no longer view them as merely ‘lapdogs.’ What do you say girl… wanna learn how to actually use adjectives instead of simply running from them?
Well that was an amusing little rant, Daniel - or whoever you are. You speak to me as though you know me and of course you don’t. You feel that a few days of coming by entitles you to judge what I write here, apparently and the presentation of same and go further by judging my readers and fellow bloggers with again, no knowledge of who any of them are much less their worth. Typical Annie? That’s cute. How the hell would know what that is?
And if you are such an expert on ‘real blogs’ why not show all of us amateurs what a real blog is by revealing your blog and your apparent brilliant writing. Or is this it? Your safe little snipes at people you don’t know and pretend to admire until you get a hair up your ass or maybe too much liquor in you to maintain the fascade?
And how kind of you to want to teach me how to write. I’m overwhelmed by your generosity - so much so, that I’m just not sure I’m worthy - you know being a hack and all. But I’m curious…just adjectives, no room for simile, metaphor, verbs, adverbs, nouns, euphemisms? Or are you just so enamored of yourself and your incredibly beautiful descriptions of what a suffering artist you are that there is no room for anything that doesn’t act as mirror to your image?
I suspect your real problem is that I did not delete a certain comment made by one readers. I mean, how dare I not defend you and chastise him? Right? Well, sorry bub - but if you want to play with the big kids and utter your opinion you have to be willing to let others do the same. Otherwise it is we who are being lapdogs, right?
Feel free to never come back - I wouldn’t want to offend your writerly sensibilities with my jabberings. And clearly you need to perfect your own brilliance so why bother with what anyone else has to say? I mean the world is simply waiting for your wisdom on all aspects of life, yes? In other words, fuck off.
And don’t ever call me Annie again. Only my friends get to call me that.
Oh yeah and another thing, fuck off.
I’m so glad you told Ravensburg which way to go, cause if you hadn’t then I would.
Gutless wonders who won’t leave a link - there’s only one word I can think of - Wanker!!!!!!
Hey Gem,
Interesting development don’t you think? And actually feel free to fling anything you want in his direction. This is a wc-endorsed food fight - have fun if you’ve a mind to.
Wanker may be too good a word for him. Isn’t there something worse we could call him?
Thanks sweetie.
Annie
This fuckwit has 2 brains Annie. One’s lost and the other is looking for it! Sounds like an emema is needed to clean out the shit…
Tosser!
You may be onto something there, Moe. Though I’m not sure there is a suppository big enough to handle that load. Oooh, tosser, that’s a good one.
Thanks
Annie
In repsonse to your response to Gem…if we use words that are more complicated than tosser he ain’t gonna get it…we’d best keep it simple till his 2 pea brains join back up, and even then it’s doubtful he’d get the meaning….
OKay, talk amongst yourselves.
Annie
Cool. I really like the idea of a writing contest. I wonder what he will pick for a subject? Perhaps something that will enable him to draw from personal experience. Something along the lines of ‘Taking It Up The Ass For Fun And Profit.’ Of course I will have to use my imagination but maybe an interview with a crack whore could give me some of his perspective.
BTW, good to see ya back darlin’.
Good to see you too, honey. And I think you have an interesting angle for him. Wonder if he’ll take it?
Annie
Ha, ha — where’d you go?
LUUUV that “Poltry” bubble/space needle thing-y!
Were you on the EAST COAST???
LOL - I may not tell actually. It was just good and relaxing and that’s all that matters. Actually, the shot was pretty bad, it says, Poetry. That was the name of the town. Neat, huh?
Nope, not east coast.
Annie
Annie - A wc-endorsed food fight. Awesome. Off to the kitchen for some baking.
To A-mum - *slaps forehead* sorry, I forgot for a second that tossers like that really only have a couple of brain cells so can’t process words that big.
And a writing competition - how about “How I Outed Myself as a Complete and Utter Dipstick for the Whole Interwebz to See”, or “I am Tosser, Hear me Wheeze”
Hey Gem,
Oh yeah, have fun. Baked goods? Maybe we should save those for us and find other stuff to pitch. Hehe.
Good ideas for his essay, I wonder if he’ll write it.
Annie
I know talent whe I see it and I’m to old to waste words. If your’re really a writer you need to get on the ball and produce becaue time’s not on your side is it? The intro needs to be launched into orbit around the sphere which is your reader’s mind. It should reach out and throttle us demanding attention. More tutorial as time permits. DVvR
Well, apparently you don’t know spelling when you see it. Drinking a little early in the day, aren’t you? And are you sure you’re not just talking to yourself? You’re the old man holed up in Hawaii lamenting his pathetic love life and hiding from the world. And chances are if you had any readers you would be concerning yourself with them not mine. You sound a little jealous to me. And oh yeah, fuck off. Have another drink and write a poem about your manhood or something.
Yo that’s prolly all true You must be psychic… actually it’s JD. In any case what does any of that have to do with production? Btw I’m glad to see you being so comfortable using the fuck word- that shows me you’ve got balls… good start… plus you’ve got good… bbl (unless you bar me)
JD as in just a dumbass? That works for me. Although that seems a rather mild moniker for a slime such as you - a little too nice. Oh and how lucky am I that you approve of my vocabulary? Okay then, let’s put it another way Piss off cretin!
Oh yeah, and I have balls - interesting - that makes one of us, eh?
What part of fuck off does this moron not understand??? Does he seriously think he’s being clever? Does he not realise what a dick he looks like? This is an untalented, drunken nobody who thinks his wit is razor sharp, when in fact it’s like a butter knife beating against brick wall ffs!
Ravendick, click your little ruby slippers 3 times and repeat after me…”i am a dickwad”
You can’t look a bigger idiot anyway, so what the hell do you have to lose?
Sad what happens to a liquor sodden brain, isn’t it? On the other hand, it would seem there wasn’t much brain to begin with eh?
Annie
Annie, Welcome back! Loved looking at your pictures. Might have to bookmark those to look at when the snow flies, LOL. Hope you had a nice time!
Hey Mrs. V.!
Thanks, good to see you too. Yes, the pictures show a very peaceful place which I really enjoyed inhabiting.
Annie
Hiya Annie
Food fight Whoo Hoo !!
I’ve got a cucumber here and a courgettee. They very hard and stiff. Make great weapons and you can stick them places to.
Hey !!
Ravenstwat - Im taking it you don’t have many friends. aww!! Would you like us lot to be your freind. We will be if your nice. I know from reading your self pityious paragraph that you must be lonley and very jealous of our Annie. We love Annie ( is that okey ) - You got a problem with that.
We can love you if you want to be loved. You can come and feel part off if you want to.
Please, please, please can I be in the writing compatition.Ravenstwat I’ll win hands down. You make me smile ‘talk about the real stuff’.
~~~~~~~let’s hear the real stuff so this can be a real blog instead of a cadre of lap dogs smothering mama (and I know you know what I mean). No wonder you needed to get away~~~~~~~~
Have you got ‘TWAT’ sorry for being rude ( Im just mirrow reflecting you thats all) wrote on your head. What does writing mean to you, what does blogging mean to you what does freindship mean to you,what does unity mean to you, what does commumity mean to you, what does love mean to you.
Ouch !! Courgettes down ya japs eye and cucumber up your arse. How does that grab you or if your a lady…….Well come on - I have a been smack head and a crack head in me days - I will go to to any lengths. Smiling. I have a strong sense of loyality from that way of being its cool, one of the posatives
Or !
You could be nice.Being nice is lovely and fluffy and twittery and twinkly. We could love you if you want - it may take a while but its doable. ( Just kidding )
Anyway Don’t be rude to my beautiful friend, as we know she can do no wrong in my eyes. Shes adorable and thats why she has lots of loyal fans.
Loving you Annie and Loving this intellagent, witty, loving, wise blog.
Smiles and aimed with me weapons
Di X
Wow Di, you are quite the plucky girl and I love you for it. Thank you for all this. I got a very good laugh out of it. Love you to pieces.
Annie
Aww!!
You just come back from a lovely break to all this. You were just showing us your lovely pictures thats all. Hehe!! Its a world isn’t it.
I was just sat on the loo then and was thinking what The Raven said about a writing compatition, paragraph for paragraph. HA !! Can we do real for real.
Come on !! Bring it on !! Food fight !!
Hey Annie - How cool, you never missed the food fight. We waited till you got back. giggling,
Di X
Hey Di,
You’re right, I definitely did not miss this one. I was really only joking with my little line about no food fights while I was gone. I had no idea there’d actually be one. But life has such an ironic way about it, doesn’t it? So fine - here we go.
Love
Annie
My, my, my. I can see someone needs a diaper change and a nice warm bottle of ShutTheFuckUp. What’sa matter, kid? Having a bad day? Forget to take your medication? Bi-polar disorder kicking in? Had a little too much liquid courage?
Didn’t your mother ever teach you manners? Go on, it’s not too late to ask her for some lessons now, since you are no doubt still living in her basement.
You really ought to reconsider this one. You will lose. Badly. Why? Because Annie is an accomplished writer, and you are nothing but a an annoying, feculant little troll. Writers beat trolls. Every time.
This could very well be the most bizarre thing you’ve written here. I’ve been reading Annie’s stuff for almost two years now. Sometimes we disagree. Actually, we disagree quite a bit, now that I think about it. But I have never once thought to myself, “Gosh, that Writer Chick really needs to bone up on her adjectives!”.
This is really the best you can come up with? Why are you embaressing yourself with this drivel? Are you some kind of virtual masochist who simply enjoys being publicly humiliated? Or are you simply an ill-mannered jerk with too much time on your hands? Inquiring minds want to know.
Actually, no they don’t. Inquiring minds don’t give a shit about you at all.
Again, why do you think anyone, especially the author of this blog, gives a shit what you think? Bearing in mind that you write like a 14 year old, you seem like the last person on earth who should be giving writing advice.
JD, as in “Juris Doctor”? No way. I don’t believe it. I still think you’re a 14 year old with no friends and too much time on his hands. Who else uses “prolly”? Either that, or they just let any idiot become a lawyer in Hawaii. I hope you never defend anyone on death row, because with a moron like you for a lawyer, that poor bastard is going to fry, guaranteed.
Hey, you know what? I’m pretty damn comfortable with the f-bomb myself. So dig this, Numb Nuts: Go Fuck Yourself!
Well not much I can add here, Smith - except thanks, that was quite an enjoyable read. See you soon.
Annie
Is this your writing Ravensburg??? Is this the best that you can do??? If so, go and hassle someone else cause you can’t write for shit. When you learn to write then come back and see Annie. In the mean time, like the others have said, fuck off!!!
Hey Gem,
I’m so impressed you found some of this genius’s work. I know I’m impressed - that’s the stuff that soft porno novels are made of, eh? I also saw some of his other ’stuff’ jeez what a wanker. I know ten year olds who write deeper than that.
Annie
Can I just come back to this please.
I’ve just read again this bit.
~~~~In any case what does any of that have to do with production? Btw I’m glad to see you being so comfortable using the fuck word- that shows me you’ve got balls… good start… plus you’ve got good… bbl (unless you bar me)~~~~
Darling us right real ladies use the FUCK word for fun. You make me smile, we must have balls as big as big as the moon I’m wondering how big your balls are ?.
Oh come on Diane stop it now !
No !!
Ive just got going.
Stop it, Annies just got back, she doesn’t need all this.
O Fucking K then but if your ever up for a fuck fight I’m ya girl. I read a poem to a priest once I’m not going to be disrespectful on Annies blog and say the title but let me tell ya I’ve got balls as big as me breasts Hehe!!
Its fuck all the way for me - Ha ! a good start - it’s nothing near a start.
Oh Annie - I got PMT. I better shut up now. So sorry for wittering. Nice to have you back darling.
Love you
Di. (((((((((Ravensburgh))))))) Would you like a hug. sounds like you need one.
Di,
You can witter on my blog any time you feel like - as can any of my friends. And you’re right - does he have any balls? I think not. He’s just a sneaky little snake pretending to be a man. But men don’t act this way, now do they?
Love
Annie
Di, you’re killing me
Glad I’m on the same side of the fence as you.
(Sorry to talk amongst ourselves again Annie)
No worries Gem, I’ve put away the good china and only left the break-away furniture about - so have a ball. Talk amongst yourselves - and Di is quite the little hellion, isn’t she? God love her.
Annie
Jealous and mean people really do suck. For someone to even hint that WC doesn’t know how to write is obviously just a pathetic ass clown.
I would never waste my time coming here to compliment someone “just because”. So, the fact that I do come here, do write comments, and do care for WC is not just a coincidence you ignorant mother fucker!
I am here for a reason. Annie has mad talents and you are just a jealous, pathetic ass hole with no life. Sad, really.
Bella, my little spitfire - I’ve missed you. Thanks honey - it would be sad if he was so utterly repugnant, wouldn’t it?
Hugs,
Annie
Hi Annie,
I came over via A-mums recent post. I’m glad you had a lovely time away. It really downs my spirits to see people lashing out like this Raven guy. By spirits I dont mean the booze either!!
What a complete cunt (if you dont like that word feel free to use another one in its place)
I hope you dont take what he says to heart. It seems as though hes just sad and lonely. What a horrible life he must have.
All the best for your future posts!
Hey QB,
Thanks for coming by - I do appreciate it. I have no problem with the word because the context is just right if you ask me. No, I could never take what this jerk says to heart - he’s a stranger who obviously made a wrong turn and has lost his way to assholeville. Perhaps we can get him going in the right direction though, eh?
Thanks again.
Annie
Another one wandering over from A-mum’s………
What an interesting little food fight you had over here!
Glad you enjoyed your break away
Hey Bettina,
Thanks for coming by and I hope you enjoyed the show. Criminy.
I did enjoy my time away - but I guess some people can’t bear to see others happy, eh?
WC
It’s actually rather annoying that this guy has a moniker similar to mine. Hope no one confuses us.
-smith
No worries, Smith - it probably isn’t his real name anyway. I suspect he is called Mortimer or something more on that line - raven, my ass - more like titmouse if you ask me.
Annie
You know Smith - can I call you that. I was wondering if you were wondering if people would get confused with you having a silimar name.
But I somehow don’t think people will get mixed up do you, smiling.
People lash out for all differnt reason don’t they. Its always the lovely ones that ‘get it’ but I think people forget that the lovely ones always have an army of lovely friends.
Not that Annie needs an army,she eat him alive, just for a little snack.
If he reckons he knows Annie and her friends surly he knew he would get this response.Hope you okey Ravensburg, I’ve been pretty rude haven’t I, but it was food fight for all and I have got PMT so you were gonna get it with an attack on my friend like that.
PS. If you had attacked me like that on my blog I would have been guttered - honest I would. I’m far to sensertive for comments like that.I’m not to great at protecting myself ( well I am ) but when it comes to my friends I’ll fight.
Love
Di
And you’ve been a fighting tigress dear one, thank you for that.
Hugs
Annie
Hi Annie,
Dang, I miss a day and come back only to find the draft doggier has returned. Pardon me a moment.
Hi Ravensburg,
Actually, I’m glad you returned. I know people in the software development industry who are looking for individuals to help test their new product. I’m sure that even an idiot like yourself has heard of spam blocking programs, well my friends have gone one step further and have come up with asshole blocking software. I think they’ll find your services most useful. Write me.
With that out of the way, allow me to take a moment to examine your personality. Really, I’m quite good at this, so soak in for free what I have charged others for in the past.
First off, I notice that you fail to give an email address or web site. My, but that is not a good sign. It demonstrates a great deal of fear and insecurity, especially when it is so easy to establish an anonymous identity on the web. I discern from this that, either you are too stupid to learn how to separate your personal life from your Internet life, or you are so scared of personal confrontation that you have difficulty retrieving your mail from the box at the end of your driveway.
I also notice that you mention your age and use it as a shield against actually having to demonstrate wisdom. While I almost hate to burst your primitive bubble, sorry old dude! Times have changed and, in case your fear of the outside world has prevented you from keeping up with changes over the last decade or three, most people live to ages which society used to grant a badge of honorary wise person to. These days, no one cares how old you are, so if you want to be considered wise and informed, you have to prove it. In your case, I doubt this is possible, so I advise you to leave your grandchild’s computer alone and stick to occupying your days by reading old copies of TV guide.
On the point of you knowing talent when your feeble ancient eyes see it, and any writing tips you have to share, when combined with your weak rant about the fawning nature of Annie’s readers and your own lack of proof as to your writing abilities, is an obvious, and disgusting, attempt to gain status in the eyes of others at Annie’s expense. You are a truly sad person. While I’m sure you don’t have the personal financial means, there are many Government programs available to assist the mentally unstable in finding, and paying for, professional psychological help. I suggest that, rather than anonymous badgering of a sweet and kind lady, you direct the few moments your grandchildren allow you to use the computer into finding, and making use of, such programs.
In summary, while I still want to beat him into a near death state, my semi-professional opinion is that Ravensburg is a tired, stupid old man, who is revolting against his own physical and mental decline by attempting to make a fuss on Annie’s blog. Although, my personal experiences tend to make me want to torture him to death, I’ve matured enough over the years to understand that the appropriate response to his semi-literate ramblings is to say,”Sure Ravensburg. I’m sure you know best, Ravensburg. Do you need help changing your adult diaper, Ravensburg?”
Hi again Annie,
If this twit continues to bother you after the thrashing I just gave him, let me know. While I am not at liberty to travel great distances to punch his face in, I have friends all over who might be interested in the task. Don’t worry about his refusal to list his address and such, I also have friends who can track that down. Heck, they’d be glad to do it just for the practice.
Sorry you had to experience this idiot,
the Grit
Hey Grit,
Oh yes, it’s been a laugh riot around here lately. Sorry you got to the party late but you’ve most definitely made the best of your entrance.
Should I need your special talents or those of your friends, you will hear from me. Have no doubt. Thanks, as always for sharing your special ‘take’ on things - most appreciated.
Annie
Nobody deserves this kind of crap on their blog. I thoroughly enjoy your work and your posts, Annie. If someone doesn’t then they don’t have to come here, do they?
Hey Sweet Teeni,
No, no one deserves that kind of crap anywhere, least of all your own blog. I know you enjoy my work and I thank you for that and for reading. And no one is ever forced to come here and read, although some can be forced out, can’t they?
Thanks, honey.
Annie
Glad you had a good time. Gorgeous pictures. Next time take me with, k?
Sure Sweetie, but you think your hair gets big in Iowa, you won’t believe what Texas does for it.
Annie
Oh, Rucy . . . I’m home!
And you have some ’splainin to do!
I’m really late here (surely not the last to comment though) and things were going really well.
Really well, until {dah-dah-dah-dum, dah-dah-dah-dum}
I saw the asswipe of a comment.
First of all, it’s really nice to see you back kiddo and I’m glad you got to drink some beers and sweat your ass off in the Texas humidity with a good friend.
Thank God your hair looked good, huh?
Secondly, who is this sack of hammers that goes by the name of Ravensberg?
He’s new to me.
RaveBabe?
You got some big balls coming in here and laying down your stinking line of bullshit.
(actual size: bb’s)
If you thought no one would take you up on the fact that you’re out of line and a total gasbag, you got it wrong buddy.
You’re fucking with the wrong chick, pal.
I can’t say it any better than my previous buddies Evyl,Smith and Grit.
You don’t keep yourself in check we’ll charter a boat, drink incredible amounts of bourbon on the way and meet you at the luau.
We have a dance called “mess your face up”.
I think you’d learn it very quickly.
Actually, I’ll get my good friend Mark from Australia to come along too.
He loves to smackdown dumbass blokes like you.
We take our friends seriously, if you haven’t noticed.
Better wise up, mister and show some respect.
We love this here Writer Chick and your comment was blatantly wrong in so very many ways.
Jesus Krispies, man . . .
Li’ili’i kou laho, buddy
I rest my case.
For now.
~m
Hey Mikey,
I was glad to be back too….and yeah my hair did look great - should have taken pictures.
The sack of hammers to which you refer? I’m not sure what planet he’s from. Frankly, I can’t stop laughing here - this was hilarious - what you said. Oh and thanks for tip about translating that little bit of Hawaiian - that pretty much sent me over the edge. But then, laughter is so good for you, isn’t it.
Just make sure the guy driving the boat doesn’t drink too much bourbon, okay?
Thanks, hon.
Annie
Being anonymous is a lovely thing, is it not? It’s like when a guy hits to bank with a mask over his head. Trying to get some money, not realizing that he forgot to pull up his pants the last time he hit the shitter, and now everyone in the bank can identify the idiot of a robber by the miniscule size of his pee-pee (not even worthy of the proper name).
That’s Ravensburg, a lonely little man, sitting in a room, counting his loot, bemoaning the size of his pee-pee. So he decides to leave steaming piles of shit all over someone else’s blog, because he can’t figure out anything else to do. Because really…what is there to do when one’s pee pee is that small?
Yes, even your four year old has a penith, right? This guy would be envious I’m guessing. You’re funny, thanks, sweetie. You guys are all making me laugh and frankly that’s the best way to handle this kind of shit, isn’t it?
Love
Annie
Well, well, well. You’ve scored yourself a troll of the minuscule penis variety. As you are no doubt aware, these oxygen thieving, scrote sucking, knob-jockeys only do this type of thing because their lives amount to the 4 day old content of a litter tray.
Begone, tiresome troll.
Glad you enjoyed your vacation, WC. The photography is brilliant.
Anja,
So fun! Yes, a troll of the ickiest order, eh?
I just love you Aussie girls, you really lay it out there.
I did enjoy my vacation - and thanks for the compliments on the pics, I am trying to get better at it, of course the subjects were perfect, which makes it so much easier.
Annie
Hey and welcome back.
Glad you had a nice time away.
**throws rock hard moldy bread at Ravensburg.**
Just had to join in the food fight.
Hey Widdle!
Thanks, it was a nice time.
And next time just pick up a chair and crash it over the bastid’s head, no worries. Go for it.
Annie
Just popped over from A-Mum’s blog.
This looks like fun!
Someone obviously left the cage open and Ravensburg slipped his leash only to wander into the adults domain.
His parents should be reported for not teaching this ankle biter proper manners and he should have his arse slapped and sent to bed early to think about his rude behaviour - maybe some time out on the naughty chair will help?
If he/it wants to behave like a tantrum throwing, attention-seeking little brat, he should be treated as one
Hello Jayne!
Yes, there is a theory that he is actually a pimply face 14 year old living in his parents’ basement and frankly that could explain much. And I think he is getting the treatment he deserves, the tosser!
Thanks, dear.
Annie
Oh ! What fun I’ve had reading this and its not meant to be funny is it. Some of the descritpions that you lot use has had me roaring. We don’t swear as nice as you lot in England, we’re well rough.
Who used the C word… Well done for that, I was dying to use it but I dare not. Some decsriptions on A-mums blog about this post had me hysterical to. Toe cheese - to funny - never heard it before.
Wow !! What an army we are. So Annie it was Texas you went to. Texas wasn’t green when I went there. Was that you at that presidants of yours ranch. I bet you were wern’t you.
I loved what teeni said about the swishing of the horses tails - how very peaceful. I’m still wondering what picture two is about. Are you showing us the top of the tree or the beautiful windows. What did I say darling - Focas and click. Hehe!! Kidding.
Now !!
If Ravenstwat was having a go at your picture …… hehe!!
Smiling Di.
Can we have more food fights please. I like em !!
Hey Di,
Yes, it has been quite the field trip, eh?
The picture is the famous Book Repository where alledgedly Lee Harvey Oswald stood on the 6th floor and shot JFK through the window - I did what was called the JFK tour in Dallas. It’s a surprisingly peaceful spot and if one hadn’t known that it was the very place that JFK had been shot - it would seem a wonderful area for a summer picnic.
No dear, I was nowhere near W’s ranch in Crawford - although that might have been fun. Maybe next time. Texas was quite green when I was there, very humid and there had been rain before I arrived. Much of Texas is quite pastoral and peaceful - though I was surprised to discover that the Marlboro Man wasn’t everywhere I turned. So much for cowboy fantasies.
Annie
[...] Well today a couple of us did precisely that. WC had some asshat give her grief over a little “I’m home” post. [...]
“Torture me to death”… “Ravenstwat” (I love that one!!) she couldn’t write her way out of a wet paper bag… the jokes all you poodles. Gads… lapdogs to the max. No doubt you’ll all continue to check in here for your daily ration of you know what. And Annie, such language, you sound like a longshoreman … no talent to speak of and definately ziltch on the class. I’ll leave you to your canine bevy.
All right, Troll, your 15 minutes of fame are up - we’ve had our food fight and our fun and now I am bored and it’s off to the spam box for you.
Time for you to go back to your group of malcontents and write some more 6 word stories like, “Wow, look at those tits!” Oh yeah, you already wrote that one, didn’t you? Well, I’m sure you’ll think of others equally brilliant which no doubt, The New Yorker will publish, followed of course by a Pulitzer in literature which will enrapture all your loyal fans…
In other words, Mom and Dad will be so proud, won’t they? Maybe you’ll even be able to move out of their basement into a real apartment. Which might be a bit scary considering you may have to actually speak to people face to face - good luck with that.
Daniel Von Ravnsburg you sound like a Nazi - how the hell did they let you out of the big apple and into the tropical paradise of Hawaii? Just like all degenerate scum you pick on women. What mummy didn’t paddle or stretch your shpincter muscle enough when you were younger so now its pay back on all women?
You should keep out of this blog as most people don’t like the smell of garbage on people’s breaths and that is exactly what your words smell like. As for being a bunch of poodles and lap dogs you’re not even smart enough to cover your tracks.
Come on down to Aussie land and i will show you what men do to yellow belly pillow bitting scum like you. Don’t go to Sydney they have enough scum like you -come up to the Tropical North and we will show you a few river Geckos that will fuck you over real good. You want to keep playing and being a cock sucker that will be fine with me but that might not be a good idea. You have no idea who you are playing with - but by the time i finish you will wish you didn’t start this. So crawl back under the piece of coral you slid out from under in Hawaii or start looking over your shoulder for the CIA, Interpol, FBI, IRS and any other international agency we can play with.
Cheers scum.
Well, there just isn’t anything I can add to this. A-Pop, how many pet Geckos do you have, anyway?
Annie
Looks like spam, smells like spam…must be spam hon
Amazing how the trolls only come out and about when there’s noone around isn’t it?
Never seen yellow backed spam before now…
Well it definitely smells, no doubt about that. Thanks God, the garbage has been taken out, eh?
Annie
Wow, I didn’t even have to leave the house to find a dumbass. All I had to do was read Ravensburg’s comment. What I don’t understand is why he would want to make such a fool of himself? Most of what he said didn’t even make sense. Well, I’m just glad I get to call you Annie. At least I got a good laugh out of it. I love everyone’s comments about the old or young fuckity fuck. I’m still catching up on reading blogs. I’m glad I didn’t miss this one.
We’ve got your back,
Love
Joanie
I can’t imagine being such a miserable fuck!!
LOL Joanie, I know, those dumbasses are everywhere, aren’t they? Of course you get to call me Annie, cuz we’re buds and all.
I suspect you’re right - he must be a very miserable human being.
Annie
Wow I stay away for a couple days and all hell breaks loose who is this douchebag… Looks like someone who stubled across you WC and took it upon themselves to try to get attention like a child would. Maybe jealous of your blog and it’s stats, and your writing ability. Sorry I missed the food fight. Hit him with any of your tamaters ? I got something for him a big brown bag with a present from Magic
My thoughts exactly, Ger - I go away for a few days and come back and say, hi, I’m back and all hell breaks loose. Maybe it’s my perfume? I’m sure Magic would come up with something very special for him.
Annie
This pathetic pile of intestinal waste has to be the most amusing troll I’ve seen for a while. Too freakin’ stupid to remember his own ‘name’. That’s moderately amusing in itself. As for the infantile war of words *sniggers*
Tell me, oh walking, talking, asshole of insignificant proportions; the jocks beat you senseless at school, didn’t they? So now your only form of amusement is to have a hissy fit when you read superior writing. You must have a lot of hissy fits, pitiful amoeba.
Now be a good boy, grab some lube, and give yourself some lovin’. For some extra amusement, borrow your mom’s underwear for a wank rag. You know you want to do it.
Anja,
Wow, nobody can insult like you can. Poetry in motion, my dear. Absolutely. And thanks.
Annie
It’s not even worth my time chastising this assmunch.
Daniel?
Why don’t you go find another blogger to piss off, okay?
You will be going to spam very shortly but until then, puuuhlease go fuck yourself, you insignificant and annoying piece of cybershit.
You should be drawn and quartered.
Amen.
How about a URL, you pussycat?
Yeah, I thought so.
Jesus Kripsies.
Enough is enough.
~m
LOL Mikey, you guys have come up with some of the most hilarious and interesting ’slang’ I’ve heard in a long time. I had no idea words like this existed. Must put them in a special dictionary, lest I forget them. Yes, we’re done with him. He won’t be speaking here anymore. Count on it.
Annie
wank rag?
I love Anja . . .
~m
I know! That girl rawks! LOL.
Annie
Thus spake von Ravensburg:
Dude, your criticism of Annie would resonate a lot more if you SPELLED YOUR OWN NAME RIGHT!!
Fucking idiot.
-smith
Gee Smith, I’m not sure his being able to spell his own name would make his opinions valid, are you? And besides, he did it intentionallly - just in case I’d blacklisted him. You know? But the thing is I’ve much experience in life dealing with sneaky people and they rarely out-think me - I know how that kind of mind works. I may seem a kind, unassuming writer but the fact is I have some big steel toed boots and the ability to embarrass a truck driver with my bad language skills. But honestly, he’s not a big enough turd to waste that much effort on. Know what I mean?
Annie
Thus spake Gemisht:
Okay, Gemisht, I’m dying to know. Where and how did you find this?
-smith
Really Smith,
It’s not worth wasting your time on this waste of space. No worries.
Annie
@di:
Sure. Everyone else does.
Yeah. I think I’ve taken care of that.
-smith
It’s funny but that never occurred to me - that anyone would mistake you for him. I mean, for one thing, you can actually write. Huge diff right there, eh?
Annie
Cybershit, Muah-ha-ha! Hi Annie, it’s me Java; one of your many lapdogs. WOOF! Is that what they are calling fervent fans of an awesome writer these days? Lapdogs? Then consider me one. Only I think it should be spelled lapdawg, ‘cuz that’s just so much cooler!
LOL - you guys are too funny. Sure, you can spell it any ol’ way you like - LapDawg does sound kind of cool. Or maybe you could a be RapDawg - write us some awesome rap lyrics about trolls? It’s a thought.
Annie
Ooooo! I’m a lapdog!
I suppose some might consider that a step up from a plain ol’ bitch lol
This guy obviously had two dicks as a child…… you can’t get that silly from playing with just one
Hey Bettina, you girls may have a point about the silliness angle - I’d never have thought of that. And wow, now I’m starting to get too many people in my lap. LOL.
Annie
Hi Annie, Just checked in to say hello and see how you are, and to see if Ravenstwat came back. As we know I’m a little lap dog to, I love little laps to feel all cosy and snug in, I’m a bit like that. I do have quiet a firey bark tho and probably a bite that hurts, If I had to bite.
Ravenstwat - You liked that. Urgh !! Speaks volumes darling. I bet you like Ravenscunt to. Sicko.
Can I just ask you one question please. Why are so angry at Annie.
Annie, thanks for explaning the picture, I couldn’t work it out. Now I see, great picture, smiling.Quiet a tour eh! No cowboys - what a shame, where were they all.
Thanks Smith - I’ll call you smith.
Love
Di
Hey Di,
From what I hear the cowboys have left Dallas and gone south. Which I guess is where cattle country is, eh? It was a good trip nonetheless though.
Annie
@ Smith, I have my sources and they can’t be revealed at this stage. I could see if I can dig up some more patheticness if you like, just purely for our amusement.
Yes, Smith - it’s time we moved on - you know?
Annie
Well, from time to time, anyway. As for your other points, I agree. Time to move on.
It was fun, though.
-smith
Yeah, this food fight is done. It was fun, sorta…though I’d have been just as happy if it had never happened - but shit happens, eh?
Annie
Holy cat shit, Batman! I love the ‘contents of a four day litter tray’ comment by Anja!
What an asshole Ravensdick is to leave that post. Oh, and a gutless one to boot. I noticed he only left two posts compared to the 50 or so left by your friends. Guess he decided not to play after all…
I had a great time with you, Honey. Thanks for coming out. As for Ravenspussy, he can come see us any time. I’ve got a big ‘ol Texas-sized boot that will fit perfect up his ass when he gets here.
Love ya!
Jen
Hey Jenny! Yes, Anja has such a way with words and doesn’t mince any of them, thank gawd.
LOL - well you keep those Texas-sized boots handy - you never know if he’ll turn up again. He did seem to not want to play after a while, eh? I guess he didn’t figure me for such a good writing student after all.
Love ya - and I had a great time - we’ll have to do it again real soon.
Love
Annie